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Boss Ne Secretary Ke Sath Doggy Style Mein Sex Kiya.
Jab Wo Ghar Pahuncha To Uski Patni Ne Pucha: “Aaj Bade Thake-Thake Se Lag Rahe Ho?”
Pati: “Yar Puch Mat, Aaj Office Mein Kutte Ki Tarah Kaam Jo Kiya Hai“
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High Court Ke Rules Ke According,
Gays Ka Sex Karna Kanoonan Jurm Nahi Hai.
Is Baat Ko Note Karo Ke Gaand Maar Dunga,
Ye Gaali Nahi Hai, Ye To Bas Pyaar Jatane Ka Ek Tarika Hai
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Pregnant Ladki Ko Uske Boyfriend Ne Chhodna Chaha.
Ladki: “Mat Chodo Ji”
Ladka: “Kyun Darling?”
Ladki: “Kahin Bachha Lolipop Samajh Ke Lund Na Kha Jaye”
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commedy jokes

bacha 1 – aj mera dost dudh pine se mar gayaa- kese
bacha 2- vo dudh pi raha tha or bhes us per beth gayi
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bacha1-to saying yaar meri bkri ne kal anda diya hai .
bacha2-to saying chal jhuth bol raha hai too..
bacha1-nhi me sach bol raha huin.
kyonki Hmari murgi ka naam hi bakri hai.
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Baba Sexidas Ki Gyaan Ki Baatein adult joke

Baba Sexidas Ki Gyaan Ki Baatein New Generation Ke Liye
Lund Aur Kanoon Ko Kabi Haath Mein Mat Lo
Naukri Aur Aand Pe Kabi Laat Na Maro
Ladki Jitni Bhi Lambi Ho, Mutegi To Beth Ke Hi
Loha Par Hathoda Or Chut Par Loda Tab Maro Jab Wo Garam Ho
Kismat Ki Karni Chut Ki Garmi Or Lund Ki Besharmi Nahi Rukti
Ehtiyat Se Sex Karo Kyunki Bandook Se Nikla Faulaad Or Chut Se Nikli Aulad Kabi Wapis Nahi Jati
Saamp Or Choot Jahaan Bhi Miley Maar Dalo
Gaand Or Gubbara (Balloon) Kabhi Bhi Or Kahi Bhi Fatt Sakte Hai
Choot Chahe Jitni Bhi Khulli Ho Jaye Maarni Toh Lund Se Hi Padti Hai.
Kutte Ko Mootne Ke Liye Or Ladki Ko Choodne Ke Liye Apni Taange Uthani Hi Padti Hai.
Doodh Or Gaand Jab Bhi Phatt Te Hain Toh Aawaaz Nahi Aati.
Exam Dene Mein Ek Ghanta Or Daaru Peene Mein Ek Peg Hamesha Kum Rah Jata Hai.
Apni Patni Or Gaadi Agar Kisi Doosre Ke Haath Doge Toh Wo Thukk Kar Hi Wapis Ayenge

Shudh Hindi Bolne Wala Pati non veg joke

Ek Bar Shudh Hindi Bolne Wale Ladke Ki Shadi Hui.
Suhagrat Ko Apni Biwi Ki Taange Khol Ke Bola
Pati: “Madam Shree Ganeshayee Kiya Jayee?”
Wife Bechari Kuch Nahi Samjhi Fir Bhi Usne Sir Hila Diya
Itna Kahte Hi Pati 200 Ki Speed Mein Shuru Ho Gaya
Agle Din Subha Nashte Ki Table Pe Sari Familly Bethi Thi
Nashte Ki Shururat Karne Ke Liye Husband Ne Biwi Ki Maa Se Bola
Pati: “Mata Jee Shree Ganaheshaye Kiya Jayee”
Tabhii Uski Wife Uthi Aur Apni Maa Se Cheekh Ke Bol
Biwi: “Nahiiiiii, Mammii Haan Mat Kahna, Chodna Shuru Kar Dega“

Bachhe Ka Naam

A Guy From Uttar Pradesh (U.P.) Was Away From His Family For About 4 Years While His Wife Was In Jaunpur (U.P.).At The End Of 4 Years He Distributed Sweets To His Colleagues In Office Stating That His Wife Had Delivered A Son.His Colleagues Were Quite Shocked And They Asked How This ‘Happy Event’ Happened When He Had Not Seen His Wife For Four Years.The Man Said It Is Common In U.P. That Neighbours Take Care Of The Wife When Men Are Away.
The Colleagues Asked Him: “What Name Will You Give To The Son?”
The Man Explained:
If Its The Second Neighbor Who Has Taken Care, Then The Name Would Be Dwivedi
If It Is The Third Neighbor Then It Would Be Trivedi
If It Is The Fourth Neighbor Then It Would Be Chaturvedi
If Its The Fifth Neighbor Then It Would Be Pandey.
After Listening To This, Questions Followed. What If It Is A Mixture Of Neighbors?
“Then The Boy Would Be Named Mishra”
And What If The Wife Is Too Shy To Tell The Name Of The Neighbor?
“Then It Would Be Sharma”
But What If She Refuses To Divulge The Name Of The Neighbor?
Then The Name Of The Child Would Be Gupta”
If She Does Not Remember The Name Then?
“It Is Yaad-Av”
But Who Knows Whether The Child Resulted From A Rape?
“Then It Will Be Named Doshi”
Finally, If The Child Happened Because Of The Wife’s Burning Desire For Sex, Then He Will Be Named Joshi.

Kismat Ka Maara Santa

Kallu Dada Wale Kisse Ke Baad Santa Ne Us Ladki Ko Talak De Diya
Ab Bechara Pareshan Tha Ki Kya Karu, To Uske Chacha Ne Fir Se Gaanv Mein Se Ek Ladki Ka Rishta Beja
Santa Uske Pass Gaya Aur Ladki Se Pucha
Santa: “Tera Koi Kallu Dada Ke Sath Rishta To Nahi Tha”
Ladki: “Nahi Ji, Vo To Bada Badnam Hai Hum Un Jaiso Ke Saath Bol Chal Nahi Rakhte”
Santa Khush Ho Gaya Aur Us Ladki Se Shadi Kar Li
Shadi Ke Baad Santa Sochta Hai Ki Honeymoon Aur Suhagrat Goa Mein Hi Manaunga
Ladki Se Bola: “Darling Hum Honeymoon Ke Liye Goa Jayenge, Pahlti Raat Ko Hi”
Shadi Hote Hi Rat Ko Vo Sidha Goa Chale Jate Hai
Vahan Ache Se Hotel Mein Kamra Leke Biwi Ki 3 Din Tak Achi Tarha Se Chudayi Karta Hai
Jab Vapis Vo Ghar Aaye To Biwi Ne Pucha: “Apne Honymoon To Manaya Hi Nahi”
Santa: “Arrey Pagli 3 Raatein Tak Vohi To Karte Rahe The”
Biwi Haske Boli: “Achha Isko Honeymoon Bolte Hai, Ye To Na Jane Mein Kitni Bar Ganv Mein Sarso Or Bazre Ke Khet Mein Mana Chuki Hu.“

Aadmi Ki Murad Puri Hui

Ek aadmi Behcara Pareshan Tha Uski Chah Thi Ki Use Koi Virgin Ladki Mile
Par Kallu Dada Aur Goa Ke Honeymoon Wale Kisse Ke Baad Uska Dil Hi Toot Gaya Tha
Uske Chacha Ne Usko Fir Se Gaanv Ki Ladkiyo Ke 2 3 Rishte Bheje, Par aadmi Nahi Mana
aadmi ka ek Dost Tha Anuj Usne Usko Salah Di
Anuj: “Yaar, Gaanv Ki Ladkiyo Ko Chod, Ajkal Shahr Ki Ladkiya Bhi Sahi Hoti Hai. Vahan Try Kar Kya Pata Koi Virgin Mill Jaye”
aadmi Ko Anuj Ki Baat Janchi Aur Shahar Mein Ek Ladki Pasand Ki, Rishte Ki Baat Chali To Santa Ne Ladki Se Pucha
aadmi: “Dekho, Main Shadi Ek Hi Sharat Pe Karunga, Agar Tumne Kisi Aur Ke Saath Kabhi Sex Nahi Kiya Hoga”
Ladki Boli: “Nahi Ji, Maine Kabhi Kisi Ke Sath Sex Nahi Kiya, Na Hi Kisi Ko Touch Tak Karne Diya”
aadmi Bada Khush Hua Uske Mann Ki Murad Puri Ho Gayi
aadmi Ne Dhum Dham Se Shadi Ki Aur Suhagrat Wale Din Room Mein Aya Aur Biwi Ko Bola
aadmi: “Darling, Aaj Ke Baad Tumhara Sab Kuch Mera Hai”
Biwi Sharma Kar Boli: “Achhha Ji Suno Vo Mere Bag Mein Nakli Ka Lund Hai (Dildo) Bada Hi Mota Hai Use Jara Aram Se Lena, Nahi To Gaand fat……………….jayegi…..
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papu and his wife funny joke

Papu Aur uski Biwi, Jeeto, So Rahe The. Raat Ko Takreeban 2 Baje Jeeto Ke Mobile Par Message Ki Tone Baji.
papu Chaunk Kar Uthta Hai Aur Mobile Pe Messagae Dekhta Hai…
Usmein Beautiful Likha Dekh Kar Apni Patni Ko Uthaya Aur Gusse Se Puchta Hai: Yeh Kya Hai, Kiska Message Hai, Kaun Aise Messages Bhej Raha Hai Tumko ???
Jeeto Bhi Hadbadahat Mein Uthi… Socha Ab 45 Saal Ki Umar Mien Kaun Beautiful Kahega Bhala?
Jab Mobile Dekha To Jhalla Kar Boli: Chashma Laga Kar Mobile Haath Mein Liya Karo…. Yeh Beautiful Nahi Balki Charging Mein Lage Phone Par BATTERYFULL Likha Hai. Satyanash Kar Diya Neend Ka…

Cleanest Pussy I Have Seen boy girl non veg jokes

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A Lesbian Goes To A Gynecologist.
Gynecologist: “This Is The Cleanest Pussy I Have Seen In Ages”
Lesbian: “Because At Least Four Woman Lick It Every Week”

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Ek Be-Aulad Aurat Pe Ek Doctor Chada Hua Tha,
Aur Doctor Ke Upar Aurat Ka Pati,
Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekh Aur Chonk Kar Puchha: “Arey Doctor Sahaab Ye Kya?”
Doctor: “Check Kar Raha Hoon Ki Kharabi Aurat Mein Hai Ya Mard Mein“

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