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Dirty mind naughty funny hindi joke

बंटी की पत्नी जीतो का एक कार एक्सिडेंट में मुहं पूरी तरह से जल गया डॉक्टर उसके शरीर से उस जले हुए जख्म को भरने के लिए मांस नही ले सकते थे, इसलिए उन्होंने बंटी से बात की कि बंटी को अपने कूल्हों से सर्जरी के लिए स्किन देनी पड़ेगी!

बंटी भी तैयार हो गया जीतो की सर्जरी हो गयी, सर्जरी के बाद जीतो बिल्कुल ठीक हो गयी!

एक रात बंटी और जीतो घर पर टी.वी देख रहे थे जीतो ने टी.वी बंद किया और बंटी के कंधे पर सिर रखकर रोने लगी!

बंटी ने पूछा अरे जीतो क्या हुआ?

जीतो ने कहा मुझे यकीन नही होता कि तुमने मेरे लिए ये सब किया!

बंटी ने उसे गले लगाते हुए कहा मैं तुम्हें प्यार करता हूँ और तुम्हारे लिए कुछ भी कर सकता हूँ!

जीतो ने कहा कि पर मैं इस सब का बदला कैसे चुका पाऊँगी?

जिस पर बंटी ने कहा तुम्हें कुछ नही चुकाना है तुम्हें इस बात का कोई अंदाजा नही है कि मुझे आजकल कितनी तस्सली और ख़ुशी मिलती है जब तुम्हारी मम्मी तुम्हारे गालों को चूमती है!

Ek number ka harami bacha – latest naughty joke in hindi

अत्यंत हरामी बच्चा

एक आदमी अपने 13 साल के बेटे का स्कूल बैग देख रहा था
बैग में से एक कंडोम मिला

बाप: मादरचोद इस उम्र में बैग में ये ले के घूमता है

बच्चा: तो क्या करूँ
इस उम्र में बाप बन जाऊँ?
बर्दाश्त तो आपसे वो भी नहीं होगा

Hindi 18+ Adult Jokes, SMS, Massage, Funny Sexy Jokes

girl to boy-Love kaise karte hain,
boy-pahle ‘L’ ko khada karte hain,
phir ‘O’ ko dabate hai,
phir ‘V’ mai dalte hain,
phir jab ‘E’ awaaz aaye to samjho Love ho gaya……………
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Girl:”Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho..
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Boy:”Haa
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Girl:”To Phir Muje chand, taare, duniya ki saari daulat-khushiya * do..
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Boy:”Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nai.

Yahi soch to badalni hai maa

Girl goes on a date.
Worried Mother gives her Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says:
Yahi soch to badalni hai Maa.
Im dating with Julie, So give me Mulie!

dadaji or pota ji mast funny joke in hindi

Dadaji:” Beta zara mere daant lana.. . .
Pota:” Lekin abhi roti to paki nahi hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Dadaji:” Abe, Roti ko mar goli samne wali budiya smile de rahi hai..

Best Way To Purpose A Girl

Take Her To Sea,
Say Her To Sit In A Boat.
Then Take The Boat In The Middle Of Sea.
Then Say Marry Me
Or
Leave My Boat.
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Love Is Heat,
You Are Sweet,
When Two Lips Are Meet,
Love Is Complete.

great qualities of students funny lol joke

7 great qualities of students:
1) CONSISTENCY
– once a zero alwayz a zero!
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2) VOICE MODULATION
– Attendance in 5 different voices!
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3) PRESENTATION SKILL-
Presenting 1 answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions!
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4) ART
designing- Classroom desk!
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5) STAMINA-
Tolerating teachers for 1 hr lecture
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6) PERIPHERAL VISION-
Checking out a girl/guy sitting behind..
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7) HUMANITY
– scoring less & giving others…

Aur Mohabbat Aise Nibhao Ki Baccha Na Ho – mast funny shayari

Chicken Aise Pakao Ki Kachcha Na Ho,
Aur Mohabbat Aise Nibhao Ki Baccha Na Ho.
Janhit Me Jaari….

latest sexu adult funny jokes shayariya for whatsapp

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn`t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won`t change & she does.
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whales ejaculate 400 gallons of sperm, out of which only 10goes into the mates body. the rest is spilled into the sea. ever wonder why seawater tastes salty..?
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Jise dil diya who delhi chali gayi, Jise pyaar kiya who patna chali gayi, Socha jeene me kya rakha hai khudkhushi kar loon, Bijlee ko chua to bijlee chali gayi.
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Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?
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The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking… So where are you gonna hide Me?
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british aged 90 married a 16yrs old.he had baby every year & bragged that his engine was turbo.when 5th was born the nurse said,check engine oil baby is black
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mohabbat ke bhi kuch andaz hote hain ,jaagto aankhon ke bhi kuch khawab hote hain,zarrori nahi ki gum mein hi aansu nikle,muskurati aankhon mein bhi sailab hote hain
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Q. – why dont men make hissing sound when they pass urine as women?
ans – Because they have a 6 inch. silencer
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Q. why were the animals laughing seeing the naked tarzan
ans -they were wondering how he had a tail in front
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bewafa sanam se cigratte aachi hai … Dil jalati hai magar hoto se to lagati hai .. kaisi rahi !!

What A Tester – double meaning adult joke in english

What A Tester
In An Alcohol Factory The Regular Taster Died And The Director Started Looking For A New One To Hire.
A Drunkard With Ragged – Dirty Look Came To Apply For The Position.
The Director Of The Factory Wondered How To Send Him Away! They Tested Him
They Gave Him A Glass With A Drink – He Tried It And Said, “It’s Red Wine, A Muscat, Three Years Old, Grown On A North Slope, Matured In Steel Containers.” That’s Correct Said The Boss.
Another Glass. “It’s Red Wine, Cabernet, Eight Years Old, A Southwestern Slope, Oak Barrels” “Correct”
Now, The Director Was Astonished – Amazed
He Winked At His Secretary To Suggest Something. She Brought In A Glass Of Urine.
The Alcoholic Tried It ! “It’s Of A Blonde -26 Years Old- Pregnant ! Probably Third Month Now – And If You Don’t Give Me The Job, I’ll Tell Who The Father Is !“
He Got The Job

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