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What is a KISS ?
Kiss is an inquiry in first floor about vacancy in the ground floor!
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What is a difference between Personal & Private Secretary?
–Private Secretary says `Morning Sir !!`
whereas Personal Secretary says `It’s Morning Sir !!`
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While Fucking Girl started shouting PEPSI PEPSI adult joke

While Fucking, Girl started shouting PEPSI PEPSI.
Boy asked whats PEPSI?
She replied-
P-Please
E-Enter ur
P-Penis
S-Slowly
I-Inside.
Ye youngistan ka WOW.!

Latest adult sexy non veg whatsapp jokes in english

There are 2 girls in heaven first girl:
how did you die 2nd girl: well i froze
everything waz really cold but then
it got warm how did u die first girl:
well i was sure my husband was
cheetin on me so i came home early
from work one day and he was sittin
on they coach watchin t.v. but i was
so sure i ran around the house and
checked inb closets and underbeds.
then i had a heartattack 2nd girl :
well if you would have looked in the
freezer we both would have been
alive!!!!
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A young girl came back to Doctor and
complained, “Doctor, last time you did
my abortion, you forgot your sharp
blade inside of me,”
Doctor “Oh I am sorry, did it hurt you?”
Girl, “No but my eight friends went
impotent, ten of them lost their
fingers, and four of them went dumb.
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4 stages of relationship:
– Hand in hand.
– Hand in that.
– That in hand.
– That in that.
If you know what i mean..
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An 18 year old Girl got PREGNANT. Her
Angry mother says-Who’s the PIG?
Call him..
30 min later a limousine car stops in
front of their house & a Mature grey
haired in a very Expensive SUIT steps
out.
Man:Ur daughter has informed me of
the Problem, howevr I can’t Marry her..
But if a GIRL is born I offer a villa & 2
million dolrs.
If a BOY is born den 2 factories & 5
million dolrs.
But in case of Miscarriage, what do u
suggest I do?
Mom-FUCK HER AGAI
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A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the
train.
The Lady next to him asked, “Are they
ur BABIES?”
The Person said: NO! I Own a Condom
Factory
& these are Customer’s Complaints!
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Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.
Lady Next To Him- What A Co-
incidence, Even I Have Ordered
Kingfisher.
Man- I’m Celebrating.
Lady- Me too.
Man- What A Coincidence.
Why are you Celebrating?
Lady- My Husband & I Have Tried 4
Yrs For A Baby..
Today I’m Pregnant.
Man- What A Coincidence
I Am A Farmer From 4 Yrs My Hens
Were Infertile, Today All Laying Eggs
Lady- Wow How Did That Happen?
Man- I Used A Different Cock .
Lady SMILED & Said
WHAT A COINCIDENCE…!!!!!!!
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Little Student: Madam, when I grow up,
how will my wife have a baby?
Teacher: (after thinking for sometime)
An angel will come from heaven &
hand
over a baby to your wife.
Student: so who do I need to fuck ??
wife or angel ?
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A Guy with 25 inch Long penis to
God : I can’t live with this long penis..
God : Go to that Lake,
U will find a Female Frog. Ask her to
Marry u,
she’ll say No & U will Lose 5 inch.
He Went & asked the Frog : will u
Marry me?
Frog : No
He Lost 5 inches.
He thought 20 inch is still Long.
So he asked again : will u Marry Me?
Frog : No
He Lost 5 inches More.
He thought 15 inch is Great,
But 10inches is Ideal
So he asked again : will u Marry me?
Frog : How many Times do I have to
tell u?
NO! NO! NO!
khel khatam
laude lag gaye !
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4 Gals take lift in a Car full of
Engineers
Since no place, sat on their lap
After 10min
…Grl1:r u Telecom Engr
Boy1:how u know
Grl1:ur Tower is comunicating wit
my Unreachble area
Grl2:r u Computer Engnr?
Boy2:how u know?
Grl2:ur Pen drive is trying to
connect wit my USB Drive
Grl3:r u Automobile Engr?
Boy3:how u know?
Grl3:ur Piston is trying to move
into my Cylinder
Grl4: r u Civil Engr?
Boy4:how u know?
Girl4:ur Dam had broken &
flooded my Village;)
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11 year old girl realized growing hair
between her
legs. Got worried and yelled Mom
about hair. Mom
calmly said. “That part where hair
has grown is
called a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has
grown hair.”
Next morning at breakfast she told
her elder sister
“My monkey has grown hair”
Her Elder Sister smiled and said.
“that’s nothing, mine started eating
banana’s.”
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A young boy asks his father, “Dad, is
it OK for us guys to notice all the
different kind of boobs?”Surprised,
the father answers, “Well, sure son,
we wouldn’t be normal if we didn’t…
there are all kinds of
breasts.Depending on a woman’s
age, they are different shapes.In her
twenties, a woman’s breasts are like
melons, round and firm. In her
thirties to forties, they are like
pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like
onions.””Onions, Dad?””Yeah, you
see them and they make you cry!”

latest sex joke in english

Lady to a Doc: an ant entered my vagina pls help.
Doc removes her panty & starts having sex with her.
Lady: what r u doing?Doc: this is the only way 2 drown the bastard!

fucking smoker never dies naughty joke in english

smoking decreases 5mins of life. sex increases 10mins of life. so,conclusion: a fucking smoker never dies.

70 WAYS TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY – naughty jokes in english

70 WAYS TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
NUMBER 1 IS SHOPPING

AND THE REST IS “69”.

latest double meaning jokes in english

She came at night,
Explored my body,
Got on top of me,
Touched me,
She bit,
Sucked,
Swallowed,
When she was satisfied,
She left,
I was hurt…
STUPID MOSQUITO!!!

A girl and boy best sexy adult joke in english

A guy was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replied in a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”

All the students in the library started staring at the guy,
He was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table,
and said with a laugh: “I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The GUY then responded in a loud voice:
“Rs.5000/- FOR ONE NIGHT!! ISN’T THAT TOO MUCH?”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered to her:
“I study law and I know how to screw people.”

mona and her boss naughty double meaning joke in english

BOSS : Mona today u don’t wear PANTY ……!
MONA: O Yes.! great sir how do u know that??
BOSS : I can see dandruff on your shoes.!

Population Comparison – latest funny joke in english

Population Comparison:
INDIAN: I have 4 sis & 3 bro. What abut U?
AMERICAN: I have no sis or bro.
But I have 4 Moms from 1st dad, 3 dads from 1st mom.

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